The 6 Train Louse (2012)

For about a year, I rode the 6 NYC subway train, begging for imaginary money for my art ideas. No costume was used.

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Complete Archive

10/28/13 Audio
1. Rodeo clowns (1 per block) overlooking violent neighborhoods breaking up fights with their traditional tactics.
2. Catch a fish in the East River and run it to the Hudson before it dies.

10/26/13 Audio
1. Stand in front of a parked Porsche at night to see how the light feels.
2. Bleed into the sewer at the top of Manhattan, and let the drops flow to the bottom.

10/22/13 Audio
1. An app where I let my phone listen to a toilet, and it translates a message to me.
2. Neck brace that fixes your head looking at the sky.

10/21/13 Audio
1. Glass bottom boat rides on the East River. No visibility, so build aquarium under the boat.
2. Make a balloon costume big enough for me to fit in, but I just get stuck in a tree.

10/18/13 Audio
1. Rodeo clowns (1 per block) overlooking violent neighborhoods breaking up fights with their traditional tactics.
2. Catch a fish in the East River and run it to the Hudson before it dies.

10/16/13 Audio
1. Attach helium balloons with strings to mousetraps in way that triggered trap frees balloons and lifts dead mouse to ceiling.
2. Wear garbage man uniform, run alongside truck, picking up loose items they ignore like one of those fish with shark.

10/14/13 Audio
1. Secretly increase the thermostat more each day while ramping up the prosthetic wolf hairs you add to your face daily.
2. Only look at the floor all day, no mirrors, and after a time, see if when you imagine your face, you only see the floor.

10/10/13 Audio
1. Dressed as Superman, lie face first over a sidewalk subway grate, and let the air lift your cape a little.
2. Dress like a bird, sit in a tree over a sidewalk, call yourself Poop Bird.

10/9/13 Audio
1. Walk around pretending you're too tall for ceilings and doorways always bending down unnecessarily.
2. Hand out your manifesto next to a garbage can, when someone refuses it, put it directly in the trash.

10/7/13 Audio
1. Put a cat in a tree, and bring a community together.
2. Sit in a closed box, people put things in a hole at the top of the box, you make something in the box, then slide it out the bottom of the box.

10/5/13 Audio
1. Bleed into the sewer at the top of Manhattan, and let the drops flow to the bottom.
2. Character who comes to your house to help you find clean underwear.

10/3/13 Audio
1. Stand in front of a parked Porsche at night to see how the light feels.
2. Wear a paper bag on my head that says, "I'm ugly."

10/1/13 Audio
1. Inflatable puffy coat that inflates and deflates depending on how close you want to get to someone.
2. Neck brace that fixes your head looking at the sky.

9/27/13 Audio
1. An app where I let my phone listen to a toilet, and it translates a message to me.
2. Get hired to sit atop a radio tower, and operate the red light manually.

9/25/13 Audio
1. Mount a spotlight on a truck, and order it to follow you around all night.
2. Make a balloon costume big enough for me to fit in, but I just get stuck in a tree.

9/23/13 Audio
1. Glass bottom boat rides on the East River. No visibility, so build aquarium under the boat.
2. Hire 10 people to surround you, and when asked tell you that you're flying.

9/21/13 Audio
1. Rodeo clowns (1 per block) overlooking violent neighborhoods breaking up fights with their traditional tactics.
2. Catch a fish in the East River and run it to the Hudson before it dies.

9/19/13 Audio
1. Organize a convention of self-identified uncool black people.
2. Close a door on yourself, but still try to accomplish what you wanted to do in that room.

9/17/13 Audio
1. Show off your strength by wearing some wall around your wrist, where you punched through the wall.
2. Put a fortune on toilet paper cardboard rolls like the cookie.

9/15/13 Audio
1. Attach helium balloons with strings to mousetraps in way that triggered trap frees balloons and lifts dead mouse to ceiling.
2. Wear garbage man uniform, run alongside truck, picking up loose items they ignore like one of those fish with shark.

9/13/13 Audio
1. Secretly increase the thermostat more each day while ramping up the prosthetic wolf hairs you add to your face daily.
2. Only look at the floor all day, no mirrors, and after a time, see if when you imagine your face, you only see the floor.

9/11/13 Audio
1. Call someone on your cell, put it on speaker, drop it in a cereal box, eat to their voice, work together.
2. Put on a dog sock puppet, hang it out a bus window.

9/9/13 Audio
1. Dressed as Superman, lie face first over a sidewalk subway grate, and let the air lift your cape a little.
2. Dress like a bird, sit in a tree over a sidewalk, call yourself Poop Bird.

9/6/13 Audio
1. Organize a full auditorium of clapping actors for anyone willing to pay a fee for a standing ovation.
2. Make a Barbie pinata filled with drugs only a Barbie would like.

9/4/13 Audio
1. Walk around pretending you're too tall for ceilings and doorways always bending down unnecessarily.
2. Hand out your manifesto next to a garbage can, when someone refuses it, put it directly in the trash.

9/2/13 Audio
1. Put a cat in a tree, and bring a community together.
2. Sit in a closed box, people put things in a hole at the top of the box, you make something in the box, then slide it out the bottom of the box.

8/31/13 Audio
1. Bleed into the sewer at the top of Manhattan, and let the drops flow to the bottom.
2. Character who comes to your house to help you find clean underwear.

8/29/13 Audio
1. Stand in front of a parked Porsche at night to see how the light feels.
2. Wear a paper bag on my head that says, "I'm ugly."

8/27/13 Audio
1. Inflatable puffy coat that inflates and deflates depending on how close you want to get to someone.
2. Neck brace that fixes your head looking at the sky.

8/25/13 Audio
1. An app where I let my phone listen to a toilet, and it translates a message to me.
2. Get hired to sit atop a radio tower, and operate the red light manually.

8/23/13 Audio
1. Mount a spotlight on a truck, and order it to follow you around all night.
2. Make a balloon costume big enough for me to fit in, but I just get
stuck in a tree.

8/21/13 Audio
1. Glass bottom boat rides on the East River. No visibility, so build aquarium under the boat.
2. Hire 10 people to surround you, and when asked tell you that you're flying.

8/19/13 Audio
1. Rodeo clowns (1 per block) overlooking violent neighborhoods breaking up fights with their traditional tactics.
2. Catch a fish in the East River and run it to the Hudson before it dies.

8/17/13 Audio
1. Organize a convention of self-identified uncool black people.
2. Close a door on yourself, but still try to accomplish what you
wanted to do in that room.

8/15/13 Audio
1. Show off your strength by wearing some wall around your wrist,
where you punched through the wall.
2. Put a fortune on toilet paper cardboard rolls like the cookie.

8/13/13 Audio
1. Attach helium balloons with strings to mousetraps in way that triggered trap frees balloons and lifts dead mouse to ceiling.
2. Wear garbage man uniform, run alongside truck, picking up loose items they ignore like one of those fish with shark.

8/6/13 Audio
1. Secretly increase the thermostat more each day while ramping up the prosthetic wolf hairs you add to your face daily.
2. Only look at the floor all day, no mirrors, and after a time, see if when you imagine your face, you only see the floor.

8/4/13 Audio
1. Call someone on your cell, put it on speaker, drop it in a cereal
box, eat to their voice, work together.
2. Put on a dog sock puppet, hang it out a bus window.

8/2/13 Audio
1. Dressed as Superman, lie face first over a sidewalk subway grate, and let the air lift your cape a little.
2. Dress like a bird, sit in a tree over a sidewalk, call yourself Poop Bird.

7/31/13 Audio
1. Organize a full auditorium of clapping actors for anyone willing to pay a fee for a standing ovation.
2. Make a Barbie pinata filled with drugs only a Barbie would like.

7/29/13 Audio
1. Walk around pretending you're too tall for ceilings and doorways always bending down unnecessarily.
2. Hand out your manifesto next to a garbage can, when someone refuses it, put it directly in the trash.

7/27/13 Audio
1. Put a cat in a tree, and bring a community together.
2. Sit in a closed box, people put things in a hole at the top of the box, you make something in the box, then slide it out the bottom of the box.

7/25/13 Audio
1. Bleed into the sewer at the top of Manhattan, and let the drops flow to the bottom.
2. Character who comes to your house to help you find clean underwear.

7/15/13 Audio
1. Stand in front of a parked Porsche at night to see how the light feels.
2. Wear a paper bag on my head that says, "I'm ugly."

7/13/13 Audio
1. Inflatable puffy coat that inflates and deflates depending on how close you want to get to someone.
2. Neck brace that fixes your head looking at the sky.

7/11/13 Audio
1. An app where I let my phone listen to a toilet, and it translates a message to me.
2. Get hired to sit atop a radio tower, and operate the red light manually.

7/9/13 Audio
1. Mount a spotlight on a truck, and order it to follow you around all night.
2. Make a balloon costume big enough for me to fit in, but I just get stuck in a tree.

7/7/13 Audio
1. Glass bottom boat rides on the East River. No visibility, so build aquarium under the boat.
2. Hire 10 people to surround you, and when asked tell you that you're flying.

7/4/13 Audio
1. Rodeo clowns (1 per block) overlooking violent neighborhoods breaking up fights with their traditional tactics.
2. Catch a fish in the East River and run it to the Hudson before it dies.

7/2/13 Audio
1. Organize a convention of self-identified uncool black people.
2. Close a door on yourself, but still try to accomplish what you wanted to do in that room.

6/30/13 Audio
1. Show off your strength by wearing some wall around your wrist, where you punched through the wall.
2. Put a fortune on toilet paper cardboard rolls like the cookie.

6/28/13 Audio
1. Attach helium balloons with strings to mousetraps in way that triggered trap frees balloons and lifts dead mouse to ceiling.
2. Wear garbage man uniform, run alongside truck, picking up loose items they ignore like one of those fish with shark.

6/26/13 Audio
1. Secretly increase the thermostat more each day while ramping up the prosthetic wolf hairs you add to your face daily.
2. Only look at the floor all day, no mirrors, and after a time, see if when you imagine your face, you only see the floor.

6/24/13 Audio
1. Call someone on your cell, put it on speaker, drop it in a cereal
box, eat to their voice, work together.
2. Put on a dog sock puppet, hang it out a bus window.

6/22/13 Audio
1. Dressed as Superman, lie face first over a sidewalk subway grate, and let the air lift your cape a little.
2. Dress like a bird, sit in a tree over a sidewalk, call yourself Poop Bird.

6/20/13 Audio
1. Organize a full auditorium of clapping actors for anyone willing to pay a fee for a standing ovation.
2. Make a Barbie pinata filled with drugs only a Barbie would like.

6/18/13 Audio
1. Walk around pretending you're too tall for ceilings and doorways always bending down unnecessarily.
2. Hand out your manifesto next to a garbage can, when someone refuses it, put it directly in the trash.

6/16/13 Audio
1. Put a cat in a tree, and bring a community together.
2. Sit in a closed box, people put things in a hole at the top of the box, you make something in the box, then slide it out the bottom of the box.

6/14/13 Audio
1. Bleed into the sewer at the top of Manhattan, and let the drops flow to the bottom.
2. Character who comes to your house to help you find clean underwear.

6/12/13 Audio
1. Stand in front of a parked Porsche at night to see how the light feels.
2. Wear a paper bag on my head that says, "I'm ugly."

6/10/13 Audio
1. Inflatable puffy coat that inflates and deflates depending on how close you want to get to someone.
2. Neck brace that fixes your head looking at the sky.

6/8/13 Audio
1. An app where I let my phone listen to a toilet, and it translates a message to me.
2. Get hired to sit atop a radio tower, and operate the red light manually.

6/6/13 Audio
1. Mount a spotlight on a truck, and order it to follow you around all night.
2. Make a balloon costume big enough for me to fit in, but I just get stuck in a tree.

6/4/13 Audio
1. Glass bottom boat rides on the East River. No visibility, so build aquarium under the boat.
2. Hire 10 people to surround you, and when asked tell you that you're flying.

5/30/13 Audio
1. Rodeo clowns (1 per block) overlooking violent neighborhoods breaking up fights with their traditional tactics.
2. Catch a fish in the East River and run it to the Hudson before it dies.

5/28/13 Audio
1. Organize a convention of self-identified uncool black people.
2. Close a door on yourself, but still try to accomplish what you wanted to do in that room.

5/26/13 Audio
1. Show off your strength by wearing some wall around your wrist, where you punched through the wall.
2. Put a fortune on toilet paper cardboard rolls like the cookie.

5/24/13 Audio
1. Attach helium balloons with strings to mousetraps in way that triggered trap frees balloons and lifts dead mouse to ceiling.
2. Wear garbage man uniform, run alongside truck, picking up loose items they ignore like one of those fish with shark.

5/22/13 Audio
1. Secretly increase the thermostat more each day while ramping up the prosthetic wolf hairs you add to your face daily.
2. Only look at the floor all day, no mirrors, and after a time, see if when you imagine your face, you only see the floor.

5/20/13 Audio
1. Call someone on your cell, put it on speaker, drop it in a cereal
box, eat to their voice, work together.
2. Put on a dog sock puppet, hang it out a bus window.

5/18/13 Audio
1. Dressed as Superman, lie face first over a sidewalk subway grate, and let the air lift your cape a little.
2. Dress like a bird, sit in a tree over a sidewalk, call yourself Poop Bird.

5/16/13 Audio
1. Organize a full auditorium of clapping actors for anyone willing to pay a fee for a standing ovation.
2. Make a Barbie pinata filled with drugs only a Barbie would like.

5/14/13 Audio
1. Walk around pretending you're too tall for ceilings and doorways always bending down unnecessarily.
2. Hand out your manifesto next to a garbage can, when someone refuses it, put it directly in the trash.

5/12/13 Audio
1. Put a cat in a tree, and bring a community together.
2. Sit in a closed box, people put things in a hole at the top of the box, you make something in the box, then slide it out the bottom of the box.

5/10/13 Audio
1. Bleed into the sewer at the top of Manhattan, and let the drops flow to the bottom.
2. Character who comes to your house to help you find clean underwear.

5/8/13 Audio
1. Stand in front of a parked Porsche at night to see how the light feels.
2. Wear a paper bag on my head that says, "I'm ugly."

5/6/13 Audio
1. Inflatable puffy coat that inflates and deflates depending on how close you want to get to someone.
2. Neck brace that fixes your head looking at the sky.

5/4/13 Audio
1. An app where I let my phone listen to a toilet, and it translates a message to me.
2. Get hired to sit atop a radio tower, and operate the red light manually.

5/2/13 Audio
1. Mount a spotlight on a truck, and order it to follow you around all night.
2. Make a balloon costume big enough for me to fit in, but I just get stuck in a tree.

4/30/13 Audio
1. Glass bottom boat rides on the East River. No visibility, so build aquarium under the boat.
2. Hire 10 people to surround you, and when asked tell you that you're flying.

4/28/13 Audio
1. Rodeo clowns (1 per block) overlooking violent neighborhoods breaking up fights with their traditional tactics.
2. Catch a fish in the East River and run it to the Hudson before it dies.

4/25/13 Audio
1. Close a door on yourself, but still try to accomplish what you wanted to do in that room.
2. Make a neon sign, hang it facing out the subway window.

4/23/13 Audio
1. Put on puppet show with found dead fish on sticks in pet store aquarium.
2. Make animatronic waving arm, I can wear at all times, and it waves non stop.

4/21/13 Audio
1. Score your day in the morning, use playlist to decide your moods during the day.
2. Catch and release fish but implant with flash drive for other anglers with content.

4/19/13 Audio
1. When grape rolls on the floor of the subway, I think it's funny, so do this discreetly.
2. Cut port hole in your shower curtain at waist level and find a use.

4/17/13 Audio
1. Organize a convention of self-identified uncool black people.
2. Hesitate for an hour, keep repeating "I'm just trying to figure this out", but never start.

4/15/13 Audio
1. Troll the police by doing the most obscure crime in front of them like dying your pet rabbit (illegal).
2. Take a good, long look at something before throwing it away like chewing gum.

4/12/13 Audio
1. Like Adopt-A-Highway, adopt individual squares of the sidewalk, keep yours pristine.
2. Stage a live action comic strip.

4/10/13 Audio
1. Repeatedly email the same people rapidly enough to sustain a shape.
2. Dress as a sleeper semi truck, that's a cardboard box on your back, travel the highways by foot, think you're a truck.

4/8/13 Audio
1. Enclose an ATM in cardboard, get in, try to do transactions with strangers through a hole.
2. In grocery store veggie aisle, put a single tomato with the onions, an onion with the celery, and a celery with the tomatoes, and keep this solar system going a long time.

4/6/13 Audio
1. Put a fortune on toilet paper rolls like the cookie.
2. Just walk around collapsing.

4/4/13 Audio
1. Show off your strength by wearing some wall around your wrist, where you punched through the wall.
2. Wear a suggestion box as a backpack.

4/2/13 Audio
1. Attach vacuum to gas mask to selectively breath certain second hand smoke on the street.
2. At mall with 3 shoe stores, buy 1 pair, then at the 2nd store, try on same shoes, secretly swap, repeat at 3rd store, this way experience new shoes 3x within 15 min.

3/31/13 Audio
1. Wear garbage man uniform, run alongside truck, picking up loose items they ignore like one of those fish with shark.
2. Monetize your wife's tears.

3/29/13 Audio
1. For those who feel art is not so important, create charity where they give money specifically not to art.
2. Adopt the practice of marking hiking trails with painted shapes on trees, known as trail blazing, to Harlem.

3/27/13 Audio
1. Mix slot machine with dishwasher, quarters are dishes.
2. Attach helium balloons with strings to mousetraps in way that triggered trap frees balloons and lifts dead mouse to ceiling.

3/25/13 Audio
1. Only look at the floor all day, no mirrors, and after a time, see if when you imagine your face, you only see the floor.
2. Secretly increase the thermostat by a degree at work each day while ramping up the prosthetic wolf hairs you add to your face daily.

3/23/13 Audio
1. Stick your finger in a cherry and with finger stuck in cherry, feel other cherries.
2. Freeze one grape then with it smash all other grapes.

3/21/13 Audio
1. In grocery store, move labels on each banana to wrong place on each banana.
2. I can't condone this, but ask friend to keep your departed pet frozen at their house, and periodically surprise you.

3/19/13 Audio
1. I can't condone this, but glue roach parts to enough elevator buttons that people don't use them, and enter your maze.
2. Make exchange program, roach kebobs for beef kebobs.

3/17/13 Audio
1. I can't condone this, but leave security guard uniform next to sleeping person in ATM.
2. Make a perfume or cologne that makes your partner smell like they're from a different race.

3/15/13 Audio
1. When someone speaks to you, listen for compatible fragments, and reconnect the fragments to hear something different.
2. Mark your finger with a pen, then to yourself for 10 minutes, keep wiping a black spot off your forehead that's not there.

3/13/13 Audio
1. Steal restaurant menu, name sandwich after yourself, replace menu.
2. Find way to connect different graffiti tags with squiggles.

3/11/13 Audio
1. With a white paint pen, make an escalator handrail into a low-fi scrolling LED sign.
2. Try giving away free dashikis in front of a Harlem high school.

3/9/13 Audio
1. With a portable hair dryer, evaporate puddles into pleasing shapes.
2. Make eyeglasses with sealed Petri dishes with live flies inside that give you African animal vision.

3/7/13 Audio
1. Tie up a busy bathroom stall, every time someone jiggles the door, squeeze a clown horn twice.
2. Paint your nails like a woman then do manly things.

3/5/13 Audio
1. On days you find it hard to be your race, wear a color matched leotard all day then come home and take it off.
2. At your desk at work, stretch at least once per hour, and do a small art.

3/3/13 Audio
1. Call someone on your cell, put it on speaker, drop it in a cereal box, eat to their voice, work together.
2. Put on a dog sock puppet, hang it out a bus window.

3/1/13 Audio
1. Make a Rick Ross fat suit with tats and do kids birthday parties.
2. Run a feminist bodega, calling only female customers "Boss".

2/27/13 Audio
1. Put on as many coats as you can at one time, and zip multiple odd ones together.
2. Put rappers wearing colorful diamond chains, tightly together, people look down and see a kaleidoscope.

2/25/13 Audio
1. Make a news feed for black/white bi-racial people that's only issues of black/white racial tension in the news, and ask them to pick a side.
2. Make a website that is just 99 cent PayPal donation for emailed encouragement for anything you need--no judgements.

2/23/13 Audio
1. Leave your art in a public toilet letting people decide.
2. Walk around with a cardboard diarama around your head, in your face, of a warplane cockpit, and put a hole in it to look at real planes.

2/20/13 Audio
1. Dressed as Superman, lie face first over a sidewalk subway grate, and let the air lift your cape a little.
2. Dress like a bird, sit in a tree over a sidewalk, call yourself Poop Bird.

2/19/13 Audio
1. Make room dimmer switch that dims incrementally faster or slower depending on anxiety.
2. Cake decorate public bathroom toilet seat leaving behind cleaning supplies and signed note of apology.

2/17/13 Audio
1. Collect local dog doody, make fertilizer, then sell to local drug dealer who cuts drugs.
2. Make topographical map of NYC, but instead of elevation use street light.

2/15/13 Audio
1. Make Barbie pinata filled with illegal drugs only a Barbie would like.
2. Sell canvas to painters with surprise dead spots that don't absorb paint.

2/12/13 Audio
1. Organize a full auditorium of clapping actors for anyone willing to pay a fee for a standing ovation.
2. Watch something by watching someone watch the thing you want to see.

2/10/13 Audio
1. Use layered towels over your mattress to copy the hills of Central Park.
2. Remove all references to money, sex, and drugs in a rap song and play what's left.

2/8/13 Audio
1. Put pictures on a cement truck mixer and tell the story of the Lion King circle of life.
2. Make intentional changes to your signature based on mood.

2/6/13 Audio
1. Make a hamburger patty that slopes, so that only half cooks, eat it to the raw half, or eat the raw half.
2. Make a couch with shackles.

2/4/13 Audio
1. Enter subway car, argue your religious point of view, exit and re-enter same subway car, argue different point of view.
2. Go to a meat market bar in a suit and clipboard, and pretend to judge a beauty contest.

2/2/13 Audio
1. Invent an app that is real time heart monitor in one ear and in the other acapella beat matched tracks.
2. Make a new website each year and slowly watch each become vintage technology.

1/31/13 Audio
1. After riding the subway, clean your seat behind you with a wet wipe, and leave a sticker that says "Clean".
2. Hand out your manifesto next to a garbage can, when someone refuses it, put it directly in the trash.

1/29/13 Audio
1. Impress people by draping hundreds of dollars of dry cleaning over yourself, still in the plastic.
2. Make an E-book who's characters mature and age if you take too long to read it.

1/27/13 Audio
1. Try way too hard to make a friend on the subway by putting a seat cushion beside you with a magazine rack.
2. Predict which stop white people will get off the train by looking at their clothes.

1/25/13 Audio
1. Create NYC sightseeing bus chartered for ghosts and for people who buy ghosts tickets.
2. Dress a scarecrow like a police officer.

1/23/13 Audio
1. Wear snail mascot costume and leave paint trail as a graffiti tag.
2. Claim full street garbage cans for yourself with a personal flag.

1/21/13 Audio
1. Make goggles that make bad art look better.
2. Harness the automatic energy exerted by people entering and exiting a subway car.

1/19/13 Audio 1 and 2
1. Walk around pretending you're too tall for ceilings and doorways always bending down unnecessarily.
2. Perform for elevator security camera.

1/17/13 Audio 1 and 2
1. Rearrange all the cereal boxes in the grocery store to make a collective picture.
2. Put a pigeon in a cage with a speaker then hide and talk into the mic as if you're the bird.

1/15/13 Audio
1. Sit in a box, people put objects in the top of the box, you make something, slide it out the bottom.
2. Insentivize your body by mapping on Facebook the parts that have not been touched.

1/13/13 Audio
1. Put a cat in a tree, and bring a community together.
2. With two doorstops, barricade yourself in a revolving door.

1/11/13 Audio
1. Step on someone's foot and when they get angry say, "I'm doing art."
2. Sell sonograms of interracial babies as a fetish.

1/9/13 Audio
1. Make key and lock combination that looks like male/female anatomy.
2. Modify Dig Dug game for pedestrians in a grid city.

1/7/13 Audio
1. Energy sharing bicycles strangers latch together to form tandem bike.
2. Character who comes to your house to help find you clean clothes/underwear.

1/5/13 Audio
1. Adapt the karate color belt system for all professions.
2. Stand where something should be and stare at the spot until it is.

1/3/13 Audio (low quality)
1. Tie your arms and legs to one dolphin each.
2. Wear cosmetic pimples.

1/1/13 Audio
1. Safely eat chemical that kills rats in our sewage.
2. Print, frame, and hang vintage layouts of popular websites.

12/30/12 Audio
1. After watching movie in theater, reenact scenes in theater bathroom.
2. Make documentary entitled, "People Throughout History Who Have Died For Art."

12/29/12 Audio
1. Create a strobe effect by friending and unfriending someone repeatedly.
2. Attach wind rattles to a train and pretend it's a rattlesnake.

12/27/12 Audio
1. Leave krill in a city bus--it may rot and smell like a whale.
2. Make over 250 t-shirts, each illustrating a different day of human gestation.

12/20/12 Video
1. Dress as Mickey Mouse and sleep in a cardboard box on the street.
2. Bleed into the sewer at the top of Manhattan, and let the drops flow to the bottom.

12/19/12 Audio
1. Voice effects megaphone with one setting for Lil Wayne and Louis Armstrong since they're the same person.
2. Wear radar detector on my nose New Years Eve.

12/17/12 Audio
1. Walk through a rough neighborhood with a megaphone shouting "Town Meeting! Town Meeting!"
2. Wear a paper bag on my head that says on it, "I'm one ugly mofo".

12/15/12 Audio 1 and 2
1. Stand in front of a parked Ferrari at night, and see how the light feels.
2. Tumblr of Kickstarters that are not going to reach their goal.

12/12/12 Audio 1 and 2
1. Neckbrace that fixes your head looking at the sky.
2. Snail mascot that escorts anxiety ridden people places.

12/10/12 Audio 1 and 2
1. Emerging artists why not tattoo your painting on your face?
2. Choose your own adventure adaptations of celebrity autobiographies.

12/8/12 Audio 1, and 2
1. Wear raccoon mascot costume, stand in the highway by roadkill raccoon, scream "Nooooooo!!"
2. Graffiti shoes that leak paint from the bottom with stencil on the tread.

12/6/12 Audio 1, 2, and 3
1. Inflatable down puffy coat that inflates and deflates depending on how close you want to get to someone.
2. Instead of muting your phone, create ambient sound ringer that matches your environment.

12/4/12 Audio
1. Build scaffolding around imaginary building and imply building shape from the arrangement of the scaffold.
2. Stalker twitter feed about someone you see in a building across from you. Report everything they do.

12/2/12 Audio 1 and 2
1. Broccoli mascot character who walks around grotesquely gnawing on raw broccoli.
2. Swallowable art works that reveal themselves or change through repeated passings.

11/31/12 Audio 1 and 2
1. Sit on top of a 200 ft radio tower and turn the red light on and off manually.
2. Create bed pillows that purr like a cat.

11/28/12 Audio 1 and 2
1. An app that quietly says your name in random voices. Use it in a crowded bar to boost your ego.
2. Family pressuring you to have kids? Let's form a child share program, and share the kid amongst families.

11/26/12 Audio
1. Speak only in Jay Z lyrics. Catalogue quotes into a book. Share with friends and hold meet ups.
2. Man who really has strangely warm body, makes it his job to travel to disaster areas without heat to hug people.

11/24/12 Audio
1. An app where I can let my phone listen to a toilet, and it translates a message to me.
2. Website that brings me into the now moment. Just a button I press that tells me I am there.

11/22/12 Audio
1. Website where tourists visiting NYC can give feedback on the directions they received. Let us know you got there.
2. Make a balloon costume big enough for me to fit in, but I just get stuck in a tree.

11/21/12 Audio
1. High self esteem? Mount a Batman size spotlight on a truck, and order it to follow you all night.
2. Low self esteem? Drag dead cockroaches from your shoes with string, and a clear helium balloon above your head with dead flies.

11/20/12 Audio
1. Build an ominous, rectangular black wood box around yourself. When at rest, it stands upright, and you disappear underneath.
2. Develop non toxic "pill microphone" you swallow to listen to your insides. Sell at CVS.

11/18/12 Audio
1. You can't fly, but hire 10 people to surround you at all times and tell you, "You're flying," when asked.
2. Start an after hours invite only cigar bar in a limo, and as it drives around, funnel the smoke out the exhaust pipe.

11/17/12 Audio
1. Make a gun that shoots wasps, but the wasps just go everywhere.
2. Glass bottom boat rides on the East River. No visibility, so build aquarium under the boat.

11/15/12 Audio
1. Rodeo clowns (1 per block) overlooking violent neighborhoods breaking up fights with their traditional tactics.
2. Catch a fish in the East River and run it to the Hudson before it dies.